And then, there were coffee quotes!

Awesome Coffee Quotes by Unknown Authors

1. “A day without coffee is like… just kidding. I have no idea.” 

2. “Life happens. Coffee helps.” 

3. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.” 

4. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.” 

5. “Coffee, aka, survival juice.” 

6. “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.” 

7. “I can’t ‘espresso’ how much you bean to me.” 

8. “I like big cups and I cannot lie.”

9. “Coffee… a hug in a mug.” 

10. “Coffee, the rocket fuel of the business world.”

11. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.” 

12. “A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.” 

13. “Drink coffee and do good.” 

14. “Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.” 

15. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

16. “But first, coffee.” 

17. “Coffee owns me and I’m fine with that.” 

18. “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.” 

19. “It’s always coffee time.” 

20. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” 

21. “First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.” 

22. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.” 

23. “Procaffeinating: The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

24. “Coffee is always a good idea.”

25. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, and coffee makes people happy!

26. “Coffee is the language of love.”

27. “Don’t underestimate the power of coffee, and a girl with a dream.” 

28. “Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book.” 

29. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”

30. “I love you a latte.” 

31. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.” 

32. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.” 

33. “Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone’ streak.”

34. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.” 

35. “Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.” 

36. “Coffee, my hot friend I was telling you about.” 

37. “My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out.” 

38. “I’ll take a coffee with my sunshine.” 

39. “Coffee isn’t just a drink; it’s a cup of sanity.” 

40. “Coffee first, and then the world.” 

41. “I’m holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I’m pretty busy.” 

42. “Sometimes, I think can do anything. Then the coffee stops working.”

43. “Follow your heart, but take coffee with you.”

44. “You can all come out now, I’ve had my coffee.”

45. “Death before decaf.”

46. “My blood type is coffee.” 

47. “It’s coffee o’clock.”

48. “Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!”

49. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

50.  “Don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.”

Coffee Quotes by Famous Authors

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. — T.S. Eliot

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”  — Albert Camus

“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” — Nanea Hoffman

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘before coffee.'” — Cherise Sinclair

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” — Alfred Renyi

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” — Jim Carrey

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

“If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” — David Letterman

“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Heiber

“It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.” — Jonathan Swift

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘before coffee.” — Cherise Sinclair

“Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan

“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” — Howard Schultz

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” — Donna A. Favors “

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” — Hugh Jackman

“May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: Don’t throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” — Nanea Hoffman

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